fun-E COMPUTER ONE-LINERS

C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!
Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
Unrecognized input, get out of the class
Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler !
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression
Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is "c:\> hack into fbi"
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
I survived an NT installation
The name is Baud......James Baud
My new car runs at 56Kbps
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Computers can never replace human stupidity
A typical Yahoo! inbox : Inbox(0), Junk(9855210)
Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity
To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
Invalid password : Please enter the correct password to (Abort / Retry / Ignore )
Scandisk : Found 2 bad sectors. Please enter a new HD to continue scanning
Black holes are where God divided by zero
Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously
MailerD(a)emon: You just received 9133547 spam. (O)pen all, (R)ead one by one, (C)heck for more spam
Firewall : Intruder detected. (A)llow in (D)eactivate the firewall
Firewall : Do you want to place a motion detector on port 80 ?
All computers run at the same speed... with the power off
You have successfully logged in, Now press any key to log out
Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by DEVESH, please try something else. :D
I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you
Yahoo! Mail: Your email was sent successfully. The email will delivered in 4 days and 8 hours
A typical yahoo chat room: "A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out.."
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands
Warning! Kernel crashed, Run for your lives !
NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new one
root:> Sorry, you entered the wrong password, the correct password is 'a_49qwXk'
Unix...best if used before: Tue Jan 19 03:14:08 GMT 2038
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labour
God is real, unless declared integer
If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could piss in it before delivery
I had a dream... and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!